hey, short one!!
Johny is sitting in class doing math problems and the teacher picks him to answer a question, "Johny, if there are five birds on a tree and you kill one of them. How many would be left?" Johny says, NONE. None? why none? Johny replies, because if you kill one bird, the other ones will fly away. "Well the answer is four, but i like the way you are thinking." Then Johny says, ok i have one for you miss. "If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop... one is licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone... Which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously. "I guess the one sucking the cone? "No," said little Johny. "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."