If you went out on halloween night, you probably expected to find some ghosts, intermittent vampires, maybe even some princess' (oh yeah)

What you found was Bunnies, motorcycle chicks, whores, Hugh Heffners, and some with a flare of creativity.  You realize that what you have come upon is not in fact halloween, but halloween transformed into something else entirely...

The Slutpocalypse.

Yes, The Slutpolcalypse has arrived, and every girl on campus gets to dress as outlandishly hot as they can stand, AND get away with it.  While it sounds like it has a negative connotation, this holiday is actually a complete win for everyone involved.  Seriously, best holiday ever.  I hated Halloween, but the Slutpocalypse?  I can dig it.