I got one.. ;-) After numerous rounds of searching. "We do not know if Bin Laden is still alive "Osama decided in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opens the letter and it appear to contain a secret coded message 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell, Colin and his aides have no clue either so they send it to the CIA. Months went passed. USA was put on red alert and it was placed in a state of self imposed curfew. So it went to NSA, then to MIT, NASA and to the Special Secret Service. Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled the White House "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down". lol