So I feel that College is a place of learning many things, but sometimes you learn how to do things you didn't anticipate.  Yeah, like speaking without words.

Today in class, I flirted with a girl.  I know, how very unique right?  Here's the kicker.

I flirted with her, without saying anything at all.

Some call this eye rape, I like to call it pimpin'.  When it's mutual and followed by smiles it's not rape anymore, right?  She was loving every second of it, just little bits of eye contact in succession with cute smiles.

The Upside: You give her something to remember.
The Downfall:  I don't have a damn clue what her name is.  Guess I'll have to go old school on her ass and actually speak to her.  Damn.  How can I Facebook stalk her if I don't even know her name?