Your aunt seems so lame Chad, live a little meng, enjoy college. If your not a wasted as that kid in the video every night starting Thursday I will be extremely disappointed. I want to find you passed out on church street Friday morning sleeping with a homeless person. Live it up!

Ill be seeing you later, Ive already begun gathering our crew of biddies for the club. Peace.

--Littal Wayne, aka Stuart Littal, aka the boss, aka Littal John Wayne, aka...roger