It sure is a good thing that I'm around.  I also think its fitting how large the noses are on that picture my good old buddy Chad picked.

I think my picture fits the story better.

First of all, I will say he was right that he was trashed.  It didn't take him much though, 2 drinks and he was out.  Shame, I almost wish he was more of a heavyweight just so that his ego could be supported.

Also, these "biddies" that he hooked up with, happened to be women that we found when walking home up the street.  They were real attractive...(see pictures below)

Oh Chad.  He still has much to learn.  It's a good thing he's got good friends.